he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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