one two three fourrrrnication!
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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