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i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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