Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
COCAINE IS GR8
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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