See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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