just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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