Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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