the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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