yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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