He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
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