I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
be right there i have to get my cape
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Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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