That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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