Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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