Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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