why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I've blown a few things in my day
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
