omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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