it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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