She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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