He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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