He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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