At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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