Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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