I'm going to jail i love you
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
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Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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