the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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