Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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