Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
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Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
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My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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