Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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