Do you still have your period?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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