i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I think my fart just growled at me.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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