I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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