i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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