Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
