If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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