I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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