Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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