HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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