we have officially lost it.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
