great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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