Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i think i scared a bird with my dick
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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