There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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