You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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