separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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