I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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