I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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