I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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