I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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