Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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