Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Pants are for mortals
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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