Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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