The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm at about main and main street
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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