dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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