Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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