She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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