I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I don't want my vagina anymore.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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