I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
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