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(802): View more from Vermont

OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.

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(517): View more from Michigan

let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.

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(503): View more from Oregon

My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.

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(317): View more from Indiana

if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website

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