So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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